Hot diggity, you're back again for some of them comin' attractions, aintcha?
Well my neighbor's kid, the one from round back, just got sent up for stealin' cars, an' his momma done started a tag sale right outta his room. Quite the hub bub in the Trailer Park. I got these here dirt cheap since she was running low on Kools an' cough syrup. Lemme see whatcha got for trade.
The Carter - At 27 years old, there's a Sundance documentary about the life of Lil' Weezy. Translated into any other language, and this is why the rest of the world hates us.
Clash of the Titans - Looks sharp, and I can see the definite appeal of a remake with this film. They shouldn't sell tickets to anyone that hasn't seen the original though. Consider it homework. Think of it like when Spiccoli wanted to go to Prom, but Mr. Hand needed a word first.
Kick Ass - A comic book flick with balls. The studio system said it wouldn't work with the language and subject material and lack of tie-ins to the fast food franchises. So Homeboy got his own financing and made it anyway. Word.
*WRITER'S NOTE: As I was posting this YouTube pulled all the trailers for Kick Ass and many for Clash of the Titans. Why? No idea. Probably due to the amount of time needed for their print ads to meet their viral ads and so on before releasing a full marketing campaign. My thoughts and opinions, though not condemned or solicited by their perspective studios, and the other musings of countless other bloggers and film geeks serve as free advertising. We are the new word of mouth, and yet they still try to silence it. Here instead is a trailer for the comic book, which would be beneficial to read before seeing the film.
Slammin' Salmon - From the weirdos of SUPER TROOPERS and CLUB DREAD comes this. I'm not even sure where to start. Well it's finally coming out after being pushed back like over a year. I'm still waiting for them to do POT FEST, but I guess a cup of Jon Coffie will have to do.
The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle - Not sure if this is coming out or if I just imagined it. Something about cookies. And not having a future to be proud of. But definitely cookies.
A Single Man - Tom Ford's directorial debut. He was a fashionista before that, so he can sure make this look pretty. Not sure what to walk away from it with, other than it's another experience I can't afford and probably wouldn't appreciate if I could.
The Strip - I'd totally buy a surge protector from Dave Foley.
1 Calls for Alarm:
I've seen Slammin's Salmon, or at least a cut of it. It's.. interesting. Very unbalanced, but the end is pretty good.
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