Well, Halloween done come an' gone at the Trailer Park. Saw some funny lookin' youngins. Might reckon some of them was mine. Still got some candy and menthol Kools left over too. I betcha just came round for them movie previews like youse always do. Saw one kid dressed as that there Balloon Boy. Hmmmpf. I was rootin' for the dad on that one, wish some of these rug rats would up and leave, or least get a job. That's one good thing bout this here double wide, sides it bein' mobile; no attic to hide in.
The Cup of Tears film trailer. Dir. Gary Shore from Gary Shore on Vimeo.
Cup of Tears - Samurais in space with the look and grit of Sin City. Is my mega nerd boner showing?
Season of the Witch - Nic Cage has 99 problems and a witch is one. Don't hit me.
The People I've Slept With - With rehashed sentiments from American Pie 3, who's really ready for sluts to grow up? It's like watching kittens turn into cats.
Once Upon a Time in Rio - It looks like CITY OF GOD and STEP UP had a movie baby.
Necromentia - Gory and filled with high quality effects, I'm sure we'll only be able to find one copy in the bargain bin next to an entire wall display of HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE.
Chain Letter - Break the chain, lose a life. Really? Who has the money to green light these things? Could it be that Nigerian prince that needs my ATM pin number?
Pedro - A dramatic re-enactment of Pedro Zamora's life written by the same guy that penned MILK. It seems odd to have actors replay scenes from "reality" TV. Notice the quotation marks there. I wonder if they included the peanut bar jar showdown...
Junkyard Dog - Paint by numbers thrillers shouldn't be called thrillers. Sad thing is I would totally see this if it was done with puppets instead. And Vivica Fox was behind it the whole time too.
The Last Beekeeper - A documentary look at the current state of bees in America. Their numbers are dropping in genocide like numbers. with over 60% of our food dependant on these creatures, what does this say for the fate of humanity?
JESUS2000 from jesus 2000 on Vimeo.
Jesus 2000 - Not a trailer, but still equally awesome AND holy. I feel like I was just IM'ed the Gospel.
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