Well that twinkle finally fell off the Christmas tree. Actually we just threw some lights on the shrubs out front of the Trailer Park, works just the same.
Santa brought ya damn movie trailers, so stop your pesterin'. I don't have no fancy wrappin' paper so you get 'em in the bag they came in.
Except that Dale Earnhardt bobble-head.
That's mine.
The Warlords - It'd be a lot cooler if this was a sequel to THE WARRIORS, but I can stomach another dose of Jet Li back flipping and not talking.
Repo Men - It's basically REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA without all that hassle of culture or farce. I can't wait to hear the FOX pundits discuss the likelihood of this under our proposed health care plan.
Knight and Day - Tom Cruise is a spy or something. Cameron Diaz is having a bad day. It plays like DIE HARD for your mom.
Furry Vengeance - I refuse to believe that Encino Man couldn't find a role for Pauly Shore in this.
Portrait of a Zombie - Dublin locals get rubbed the wrong way when a family cares for their zombie son rather than disposing of him. Cue local crime boss. Yup, that's what I wrote.
Frozen - It's OPEN WATER on a ski lift. You really want to scare white people? Then get in the van.
1 Calls for Alarm:
I am in tears with the Star Wars action figures. That is so fucking funny. lol
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