Hot damn, youngin'. Weren't you just here for them previews? Seems every time I get me a new stash you come sniffin' round the Trailer Park like a dog in heat. Well I reckon I can share some of this lovin' with ya. Ain't much to write home bout, but it ain't no Mickey Mouse neither. This here'll do the job, same like before, same like always.
Solitary Man - Michael Douglas likes to put his weiner where it doesn't belong. Then some other famous people show up. It's my unauthorized biography minus the car selling part.
District 13: Ultimatum - Luc Besson is back behind the wheel of the french footchase known as parkour. Maybe it'll be as good as the first, but since there's not a solid line of dialogue from the principal actors in the entire trailer, I kinda doubt it.
Brooklyn's Finest - It'd be alot cooler if Wesley Snipes had just resumed his role as Nino Brown and we went from there.
Saint John of Las Vegas - Steve Buscemi wants to bang Sarah Silverman. Wackiness ensues.
Blood Creek - The guy from "Prison Break" battles Nazi Black Magik. That's with a K, so you know it's extra evil. I got my eye on the zombie horse.
44 Inch Chest - The boys from SEXY BEAST team up again for a tale of marital revenge. Gotta say, I'm intrigued by old school mentalities of the limey gangster, especially when it involves their molls.
House of the Flesh Mannequins - You can easily see the influences of Lynch, Argento, and Fulci, but does that mean it'll be just as terrifying or palatable?
Crazy on the Outside - It's a documentary about Tim Allen's days with coccaine. What, you didn't know Mr. Tool Time used to like to ski?
Exhibit A - I think it's supposed to be like a webcam version of THE SHINING, but with accents.
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