The heat don't seem to wanna kick on in the double wide. It's as cold as a witch's tit in an iron bra round the Trailer Park.
We been doublin' up for body heat, but last winter that's how we ended up with the twins and the other ones 'fore that. You don't see TLC givin' us no reality kiddie show. I might even claim a few more if that were the case. All I got is this here herd of rugrats and these Christmas decorations to take down.
I reckon, neither one of 'em is going away anytime soon.
The Burbank Playas Present: Manipede! - Imagine if the Kids in the Hall got stoned with Christopher Guest and his gang and decided to make an Ed Wood style flick. That's the problem with Hollywood today, not enough people mingling at my fictious parties.
From Paris With Love - What a long winding road it's been since LOOK WHO'S TALKING. Action flicks normally don't jive for Vinnie Babarino (BATTLEFIELD EARTH, BROKEN ARROW), but this could be his next FACE/OFF.
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - I almost thought this was a documentary about Gary Glitter.
Armless - A love story about a guy looking for someone to wipe his butt after he gets his arms amputated. I can see the Hallmark cards now.
Necrosis - Mix an ounce of EVIL DEAD and a shot of DEAD SNOW, pepper with THE HILLS HAVE EYES and serve over crushed ice. Warms you right up on a wintery night.
Tony - A lonely sociopath, with a penchant for action films, tries to make any human connection in the grim streets of London. The lesson learned; when you can't make friends, you kill enemies. I learned the same thing in Cub Scouts.
We been doublin' up for body heat, but last winter that's how we ended up with the twins and the other ones 'fore that. You don't see TLC givin' us no reality kiddie show. I might even claim a few more if that were the case. All I got is this here herd of rugrats and these Christmas decorations to take down.
I reckon, neither one of 'em is going away anytime soon.
The Burbank Playas Present: Manipede! - Imagine if the Kids in the Hall got stoned with Christopher Guest and his gang and decided to make an Ed Wood style flick. That's the problem with Hollywood today, not enough people mingling at my fictious parties.
From Paris With Love - What a long winding road it's been since LOOK WHO'S TALKING. Action flicks normally don't jive for Vinnie Babarino (BATTLEFIELD EARTH, BROKEN ARROW), but this could be his next FACE/OFF.
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - I almost thought this was a documentary about Gary Glitter.
Armless - A love story about a guy looking for someone to wipe his butt after he gets his arms amputated. I can see the Hallmark cards now.
Necrosis - Mix an ounce of EVIL DEAD and a shot of DEAD SNOW, pepper with THE HILLS HAVE EYES and serve over crushed ice. Warms you right up on a wintery night.
Tony - A lonely sociopath, with a penchant for action films, tries to make any human connection in the grim streets of London. The lesson learned; when you can't make friends, you kill enemies. I learned the same thing in Cub Scouts.
2 Calls for Alarm:
Zach - I wish the raptor would eat those two guys in the first photo, especially the one with long hair who calls himself Kristen Stewart.
And guess what else...I gave you an award! No honorable mention bullshit wither. Check it out when you get a chance...
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Im totally down for Manipede!! Definitely reminds me of the good old days with the KitH, great find Zach!
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